After reading another faux pas by HRH Pip aka Mr Regina, "..there should be eating dogs for anorexics..." I thought, what about:
Excercise dogs for couch potatoes.
Tall dogs for small people.
Educated dogs for dummies.
Rich dogs for the poor.
Outgoing dogs for the shy.
P.C. dogs for the tactless.
Work dogs for the idle.
Funny dogs for the serious.
Liberal minded dogs for homopobes, xenophobes and racists.
anf finally....courtesy of the wonderful John Hegley. Love poem for dogs:
I saw you in the park
and i wanted to be your friend
i tunnelled my snout
up your non-barking end.
(add your own dogs)
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Love the idea behind this....It could be developed into a series of one liners interspersed thro'out a show. The other thing is that Claire and I had a sketch for Emmeline [Spankhurst] set in a pet shop......and this could be incorporated easily! Loads of mileage here...well done Ms Maxwell. C u on 20th. Vivxx
Oh and dogs for men who can't hit the toilet. At least the dogs get the lamppost every time!
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